I gotta be honest. Ralph here doesn’t look that big to me. Maybe it’s the slimming sweater. Or maybe I better weigh Lunchbox again, but at a glance I never would have assumed Ralph was vying for “World’s Biggest Bulldog” honors. But his owners sent the numbers on the scale to prove it and said Ralphie here has a heart of gold to match. Now that, I believe.*
*I also actually believe Ralph weighs what his owners say he weighs, he just doesn’t look like an almost 100-pound bulldog to me. I mean look at this 95-pound bulldog, then look at Ralph.